Housework Hacks for Girls with Vibrators


I love cleaning house. It is hard work but afterwards I feel so good about my little flat. But that is not the only thing that I have an obsession about. I know that it is going to take a lot of energy to clean house in one morning flat, so I play with my sex toys first. I find that doing so gives me loads of energy after having worked all night for London escorts. At the moment we are so busy at London escorts so I don’t get a lot of time off from work. Keeping on top of things is vital, so I do always clean house.

Not only do I clean my flat once a week, but I like to keep my sex toys nice and clean as well. If you want to make the out of your investment into sex toys, one of the best things that you can do, is to look after your sex toys. I clean my with soapy water and store them in a special drawer. The other girls that I work with at London escorts do not spend so much time looking after their toys, but I think that it is worth it.

Most London escorts who I know, do spend a lot of money on toys, so I don’t really understand why they are not interested in looking after their toys,

As a matter of fact. I don’t that all of my colleagues at London escorts are as house proud as I am. The girls think that I am a bit obsessive about house cleaning. I know that it may seem a bit nuts to them, but I really like to clean house. When I have some extra time away from London escorts, I write a little blog about house cleaning using natural products and I am also active on the most popular and quality escorts website. When I one day leave London escorts, I would love to have my own cleaning company. That would be a real turn on for me.

I have told a couple of the gents that I date at London escorts about my cleaning obsession.

One of them thought that I should get myself a French Maid’s outfit and become a professional French Maid. I am not sure we are on the same wavelength, and I told him that I think that sort of French Maid that he is talking about, does not really go around and clean house. She may clean other things, but they will not be called domestic cleaning.

Anyway, many of the girls that I work with at London escorts, like my natural cleaning tips. For instance, did know that you can make your sink sparkling clean by mixing together lemon juice, white flour and white vinegar. It looks so much better than cleaning with artificial detergents and it smells better as well. When i clean my bathroom, I use natural products as well. Mix together your favorite aromatherapy oils and add some white vinegar. This is a great natural cleaning hack for your bathroom, and will cost a fraction of supermarket cleaning products.

This hurts!

This is going to make you laugh. One of my London escorts friends, Nina, had to call an ambulance the other day. She was lying on her bed playing with a remote control love egg when she got a vaginal cramp. Despite trying everything she could not get that precious love egg out and she became one of the first London escorts having to go the ER with a love toy still inside. We all laughed at her but it wasn’t funny really. She was in terrible pain and was sore for days afterwards, and had to go back to her doctor several times. Fortunately her local GP is a really nice lady who took pity on her and laughed with her not at her.

I was talking about this problem to my London escorts friends and I could not imagine what I would do. It can be really fun to play with sex toys and I know that many escorts in London here do it on a regular basis. The problem is that if you do get a cramp, which you can do from many too good vibrations, it can be difficult to know what to do. There are however some easy to follow remedies.

One way, I told my London escorts friends one of the best ways is to try to fall asleep. That should hopefully release the cramp and you should be able to remove the toy. Another way is to try to take a hot shower as this can relax cramps as well. Most of London escorts friends think that I nuts, but I am seriously into homeopathy. There is a homeopathic remedy called Sepia that can deal with cramps really quickly but of course you need to get hold of it. I have a huge range of remedies in my home but I am pretty sure most ladies don’t. It really wouldn’t be any good to go down to the health food store with a love egg stuck in a special place.

Yoga might help as well, but many of my London escorts friends pointed out that it could be uncomfortable to get into position. I fully agree with them but I suppose you could give it a try. One of my best London escorts friends said that she had a little squeeze and release technique that she used to firm things up and she said that might just work. I must try that sometime.

The honest truth is that we ladies do some really silly things some times but I am sure that men do some silly things as well. I seem to remember a robotic arm giving one of the cast of on the Big Bang Theory terrible trouble once. At least we don’t have to worry about that. All in all we should be careful how we use and play with sex toys. Accidents can happen in all situations in life. Some of them can be highly embarrassing, others can be painful. Better to be careful.