This is going to make you laugh. One of my London escorts friends, Nina, had to call an ambulance the other day. She was lying on her bed playing with a remote control love egg when she got a vaginal cramp. Despite trying everything she could not get that precious love egg out and she became one of the ﬁrst London escorts having to go the ER with a love toy still inside. We all laughed at her but it wasn’t funny really. She was in terrible pain and was sore for days afterwards, and had to go back to her doctor several times. Fortunately her local GP is a really nice lady who took pity on her and laughed with her not at her.
I was talking about this problem to my London escorts friends and I could not imagine what I would do. It can be really fun to play with sex toys and I know that many escorts in London here do it on a regular basis. The problem is that if you do get a cramp, which you can do from many too good vibrations, it can be difﬁcult to know what to do. There are however some easy to follow remedies.
One way, I told my London escorts friends one of the best ways is to try to fall asleep. That should hopefully release the cramp and you should be able to remove the toy. Another way is to try to take a hot shower as this can relax cramps as well. Most of London escorts friends think that I nuts, but I am seriously into homeopathy. There is a homeopathic remedy called Sepia that can deal with cramps really quickly but of course you need to get hold of it. I have a huge range of remedies in my home but I am pretty sure most ladies don’t. It really wouldn’t be any good to go down to the health food store with a love egg stuck in a special place.
Yoga might help as well, but many of my London escorts friends pointed out that it could be uncomfortable to get into position. I fully agree with them but I suppose you could give it a try. One of my best London escorts friends said that she had a little squeeze and release technique that she used to ﬁrm things up and she said that might just work. I must try that sometime.
The honest truth is that we ladies do some really silly things some times but I am sure that men do some silly things as well. I seem to remember a robotic arm giving one of the cast of on the Big Bang Theory terrible trouble once. At least we don’t have to worry about that. All in all we should be careful how we use and play with sex toys. Accidents can happen in all situations in life. Some of them can be highly embarrassing, others can be painful. Better to be careful.